tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35103880595142072982012-02-16T18:12:36.485-08:00Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.comBlogger351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-20313669580046098512008-01-17T15:08:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:53.406-08:00<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156586538106074802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4_gIrlftrI/AAAAAAAAAFM/lBg9YMZJawI/s320/iimgengracadasss.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-2031366958004609851?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-55795994092694105522008-01-16T15:22:00.000-08:002008-01-16T15:24:22.870-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 82px; HEIGHT: 96px" height="965" src="http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/agnarok-30.gif" width="472" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><textarea name="textarea"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/agnarok-30.gif" border="0" /></a></textarea> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-5579599409269410552?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-77767703029226652302008-01-16T15:19:00.000-08:002008-01-16T15:21:33.485-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 133px; HEIGHT: 121px" height="965" src="http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/coracaooo.gif" width="472" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><textarea name="textarea"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/coracaooo.gif" border="0" /></a></textarea> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-7776770302922665230?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-47585411346933207102008-01-16T13:41:00.001-08:002008-01-16T13:41:38.225-08:00O cara chega pro amigo e fala:<br />- Minha sogra morreu e agora fiquei em dúvida, não sei se vou trabalhar ou se vou pro enterro dela... O que é que você acha?<br />E o amigo:<br />- Primeiro o trabalho, depois a diversão!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-4758541134693320710?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-83862828874948425502008-01-16T13:39:00.001-08:002008-01-16T13:39:46.808-08:00Um jovem pai chegou ao pediatra, com um criança nos braços. Logo, de cara o pai pergunta aflito para o doutor:<br />- Doutor, meu filho está com seis meses e não abre os olhos! É muito grave?<br />O médico examinou bem e disse para o jovem pai:<br />- É sim... Pois, quem deve abrir os olhos é o senhor, meu amigo! O moleque é filho de japonês.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-8386282887494842550?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-44645548221070378502008-01-16T13:32:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:53.646-08:00<div align="center"> Realmente o cara massacro a bola!<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R454CrlftqI/AAAAAAAAAFA/vc7gEnD1eAA/s1600-h/kugfu-socker.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156190610840860322" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R454CrlftqI/AAAAAAAAAFA/vc7gEnD1eAA/s320/kugfu-socker.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-4464554822107037850?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-54861886992670172942008-01-16T12:43:00.000-08:002008-01-16T12:47:39.987-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 460px; 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Espero que gostem da novida.<br /><br /></div><div align="center">Créditos ao site:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xp-load.blogspot.com/">http://www.xp-load.blogspot.com/</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-8606998980504863394?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-27346701640477122392008-01-15T18:19:00.000-08:002008-01-15T18:20:49.303-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://s258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/th_boa-dia.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><textarea name="textarea"><a href="http://www.humor-loko.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://s258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/humor-loko/th_boa-dia.gif" border="0" /></a></textarea><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-2734670164047712239?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-35694420085637021722008-01-15T13:50:00.000-08:002008-01-15T13:51:23.997-08:00Um casal decide passar férias numa praia do Caribe, no mesmo hotel onde passaram a lua de mel há 20 anos atrás.<br /><br />Por problemas de trabalho, a mulher não pode viajar com seu marido, deixando para ir uns dias depois.<br /><br />Quando o homem chegou e foi para seu quarto do hotel, viu que havia um computador com acesso a internet, então decidiu enviar um e-mail a sua mulher, mas errou uma letra sem se dar conta e o enviou a outro endereço...<br /><br />O e-mail foi recebido por uma viúva que acabara de chegar do enterro do seu marido e que ao conferir seus e-mails desmaiou instantaneamente.<br /><br />O filho, ao entrar na casa, encontrou sua mãe desmaiada, perto do computador, onde na tela poderia se ler:<br />- Querida esposa: Cheguei bem. Provavelmente se surpreenda em receber noticias minhas por e-mail, mas agora tem computador aqui e pode enviar mensagens às pessoas queridas. Acabo de chegar e já me certifiquei que já está tudo preparado para você chegar na sexta que vem. Tenho muita vontade de te ver e espero que sua viagem seja tão tranquila como a minha.<br /><br />Obs: Não traga muita roupa, porque aqui faz um calor infernal<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-3569442008563702172?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-90577760190357626442008-01-15T13:42:00.000-08:002008-01-15T13:46:13.202-08:00A professora acaba sua aula quinze minutos antes do tempo normal e diz aos alunos que quem responder corretamente a pergunta podera sair mais cedo. Joaozinho louco para ir para casa, espera ansioso. Ela pergunta para classe:<br /><br />- Quem disse esta frase "um pequeno passo para o homem, um enorme avanco para a humanidade"?<br /><br />Antes que Joaozinho pudesse se expressar, Mariazinha levanta a mao e esponde:<br /><br />- Neil Armstrong, professora. A professora a parabeniza e diz que ela ja pode sair.<br /><br />Joaozinho fica puto da vida, mas a professora da outra chance aos alunos e pergunta:<br /><br />- Quem disse esta frase "independencia ou morte"?<br /><br />Joaozinho ia responder quando Juliana diz em voz alta:<br /><br />- D. Pedro I, professora querida.<br /><br />Joaozinho nao podia se conter, estava perdendo a chance de sair mais cedo da porra da aula. A professora diz estar contente com o aproveitamento da classe e diz que vai fazer mais uma pergunta:<br /><br />- Quem disse esta frase "Ser ou nao ser, eis a questao"?<br /><br />Joaozinho ja de boca aberta se viu interrompido pela voz de Patricia:<br /><br />- Sheakspeare, fessora.<br /><br />- Muito bem, disse a professora, pode sair Patricia, e os outros vao aguardar o sinal. Ao falar a ultima frase a professora se virou de costas, quando Joaozinho nao se conteve e gritou:<br /><br />- Chupa meu pau, sua vaca!<br /><br />A professora vira de frente para classe e pergunta:<br /><br />- Quem disse isso?!<br /><br />- Bill Clinton, responde Joaozinho, ja saindo da classe...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-9057776019035762644?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-73915481717908940702008-01-15T09:11:00.001-08:002008-12-08T23:16:54.456-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zpWblftnI/AAAAAAAAAEo/rjoTjv2xiuo/s1600-h/sp-desce.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155752245003794034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zpWblftnI/AAAAAAAAAEo/rjoTjv2xiuo/s320/sp-desce.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-7391548171790894070?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-89634544806886085962008-01-15T09:06:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:54.580-08:00<div align="center"> Capitão Nascimento pega Homen aranha de surpresa!<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155751171261970018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zoX7lftmI/AAAAAAAAAEg/lfAVmqOl4qE/s320/roupa-preta.JPG" border="0" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-8963454480688608596?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-3862505168673172052008-01-15T09:01:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:54.731-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4znJLlftlI/AAAAAAAAAEY/0asPYq_YC7k/s1600-h/perolas-03.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155749818347271762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4znJLlftlI/AAAAAAAAAEY/0asPYq_YC7k/s320/perolas-03.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-386250516867317205?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-74620150522971608322008-01-15T08:59:00.001-08:002008-12-08T23:16:54.927-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zmirlftkI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_Xka8bYS0jU/s1600-h/perola-02.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155749156922308162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zmirlftkI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_Xka8bYS0jU/s320/perola-02.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-7462015052297160832?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-6098836118991353842008-01-15T08:55:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:55.165-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zl47lftjI/AAAAAAAAAEI/SoWlvimMh1I/s1600-h/perol01.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155748439662769714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4zl47lftjI/AAAAAAAAAEI/SoWlvimMh1I/s320/perol01.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-609883611899135384?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-64554356444065525602008-01-14T07:08:00.000-08:002008-01-14T07:09:26.883-08:00A loira em frente a um salão de beleza, deixou seu carro na rua, caiu uma tremenda chuva e começou a inundar a rua. Um rapaz entrou correndo no salão e avisou a loira:<br />- Cuidado com a correnteza, pode levar seu carro!!!<br />A loira respondeu:<br />- Que leva nada, a chave esta comigo!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-6455435644406552560?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-62928964925576172062008-01-14T07:05:00.000-08:002008-01-14T07:06:05.649-08:00Dois caipiras foram assaltar a Igreja a noite. O padre percebeu o barulho e logo acendeu as luzes e pergunto:<br />-Quem tá aí?- os dois caipiras ficaram calados, então o padre perguntou de novo: -Quem tá aí?? Um dos caipiras respondeu:<br />-Nois é anjo...<br />o padre então já desconfiado diz:<br />-Então vôa.<br />O outro caipira sem titubiar responde:<br />-Nois é fiote!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-6292896492557617206?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-71684650311464711602008-01-13T18:10:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:55.419-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4rF-blftUI/AAAAAAAAABk/IoS4fDkqpOU/s1600-h/real_madrid_madruga_.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155150399826539842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4rF-blftUI/AAAAAAAAABk/IoS4fDkqpOU/s320/real_madrid_madruga_.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-7168465031146471160?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-61927290018310690022008-01-12T19:45:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:47:01.953-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMJ6A78WM20&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMJ6A78WM20&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-6192729001831069002?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robinhonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-11524544023636609232008-01-12T19:40:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:43:12.106-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ivNgCbG_nrw&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ivNgCbG_nrw&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-1152454402363660923?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robinhonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-53839717987003729542008-01-12T19:35:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:37:56.922-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eAeTPA8jvE&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eAeTPA8jvE&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-5383971798700372954?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robinhonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-46129904270476003762008-01-12T16:31:00.000-08:002008-01-12T16:33:04.911-08:00<p align="center">O azarado da vez foi Hulk...</p><p align="center"><iframe src="http://charges.uol.com.br/charge-share/2007/11/17/capitao-interroga-hulk/" frameborder="0" width="339" scrolling="no" height="299"></iframe></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-4612990427047600376?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-22377946178858918682008-01-12T16:23:00.000-08:002008-01-12T16:25:34.612-08:00<p align="center">Com suas frases espetaculares... Foi feito até funk pro capitão nascimento!</p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s3r6drZFZvg&amp;rel=" width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-2237794617885891868?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-16798784731777964952008-01-12T16:05:00.000-08:002008-01-12T16:21:43.452-08:00<div align="center">Morra de Rir!<br /><br /><embed style="WIDTH: 427px; HEIGHT: 355px" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9EJCDef8hQ&amp;rel=" width="427" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" border="0" color1="0x006699&amp;color2="></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-1679878473177796495?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-631815868508486052008-01-12T15:20:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:55.571-08:00<div align="center">Desceu redondo mesmo!!</div><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4lLSLlftSI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Dy-TRXaE1J4/s1600-h/novo_simbolo_da_skol.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154734024222029090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4lLSLlftSI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Dy-TRXaE1J4/s320/novo_simbolo_da_skol.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-63181586850848605?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-6303424956442721812008-01-12T15:13:00.000-08:002008-01-12T17:22:25.469-08:00O empresário rico tava em um pesque pague, pescando sossegado. De repente chega uma mulher de cadeira de rodas, observa o rapaz e diz:<br />- Ah meu caro, hoje é meu aniversário e ninguém nunca lembra. Sabe, eu nunca fui abraçada na vida, sera que você não poderia me abraçar?<br />O cara deixa a vara, levanta e abraça a mulher, depois volta a pescar.<br />- Sabe, eu também nunca fui beijada por ninguém... - diz a mulher.<br />Novamente, ele levanta, deixa a vara e beija a mulher e volta a pescar.<br />- Sabe, eu também nunca fui fodida por ninguém...<br />Dessa vez ele levanta, estende um lençol no chão, pega a mulher nos braços e coloca-a no lençol. Depois disso ele pega a cadeira da mulher e joga na represa. Olhando para o rosto horrorizado dela, ele diz:<br />- Pronto, agora você está fodida.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-630342495644272181?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-72605136879509743792008-01-12T15:11:00.001-08:002008-01-12T15:11:51.373-08:00Ao entrar num elevador, o sujeito inadvertidamente esbarrou com o cotovelo nos seios avantajados de uma morena lindíssima.<br />Aproveitou para tirar um sarrinho:<br />- Se o seu coração for tão mole quanto os seus seios, tenho certeza de que a senhorita há de me perdoar!<br />E ela:<br />- Se o seu pau for tão duro quanto o seu cotovelo, o meu apartamento é o 608!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-7260513687950974379?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3510388059514207298.post-41596103768618083642008-01-12T14:57:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:16:55.596-08:00<div align="center">Quase quase, que esse cara arruma um emprego... </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><br /> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4lHZrlftRI/AAAAAAAAABI/iKxstDCg05M/s1600-h/os_perigos_do_orkut.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154729755024536850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Ee9S2NMfc/R4lHZrlftRI/AAAAAAAAABI/iKxstDCg05M/s320/os_perigos_do_orkut.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">(Clique na imagem para ampliala)</span></strong><br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3510388059514207298-4159610376861808364?l=humor-loko.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Fernandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199401458670272115noreply@blogger.com0